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Dirty Goose Co

Scenario Actor Trophy Unisex Hoodie

Scenario Actor Trophy Unisex Hoodie

Regular price $55.77 USD
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Every class has one.

The suspect who refuses to surrender. The guy who fights through six good hits. The witness who suddenly becomes a lawyer. The role player who somehow turns a simple scenario into a hostage rescue, barricade, foot pursuit, and use-of-force report all before lunch.

Congratulations. You're the Best Scenario Actor. You die professionally and are rarely thanked for taking all the hits.

This hoodie celebrates the legends of reality-based training—the instructors, role players, and students who somehow manage to create absolute chaos in the name of learning.

Because the best lessons rarely come from perfect scenarios.

DG Tactical.

Do the Dirty Reps.


• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

***Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.*** Because these are built to order, we can't accept returns for wrong sizes - only defects.


Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Dirty Goose Co., LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 5900 Balcones Drive STE 100
Austin Tx 78731
or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

Size guide

  CHEST WIDTH (inches) LENGTH (inches)
S 20 27
M 21 28
L 23 29
XL 25 30
2XL 26 ½ 31
3XL 28 32
  CHEST WIDTH (cm) LENGTH (cm)
S 50.8 68.6
M 53.3 71.1
L 58.4 73.7
XL 63.5 76.2
2XL 67.3 78.7
3XL 71.1 81.3
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