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Dirty Goose Co

Scenario Actor Trophy

Scenario Actor Trophy

Regular price $34.77 USD
Regular price Sale price $34.77 USD
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Every class has one.

The suspect who refuses to surrender. The guy who fights through six good hits. The witness who suddenly becomes a lawyer. The role player who somehow turns a simple scenario into a hostage rescue, barricade, foot pursuit, and use-of-force report all before lunch.

Congratulations.

You're the Best Scenario Actor. You die professionally and are rarely thanked for taking all the hits.

This shirt celebrates the legends of reality-based training—the instructors, role players, and students who somehow manage to create absolute chaos in the name of learning.

Because the best lessons rarely come from perfect scenarios.

DG Tactical.

Do the Dirty Reps.

• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US


Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Dirty Goose Co., LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 5900 Balcones Drive STE 100
Austin Tx 78731
or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
XS 27 16 ½
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm)
XS 68.6 42
S 71.1 45.7
M 73.7 50.8
L 76.2 55.9
XL 78.7 61
2XL 81.3 66
3XL 83.8 71.1
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