Every country home has one.
The cat that contributes absolutely nothing, judges everyone, leaves mysterious "gifts" on the porch, and somehow still runs the place.
Dirty Gifts. Thaaanks. celebrates the unofficial supervisor of the homestead—the barn cat, porch cat, chicken-coop patrol officer, and self-appointed ruler of the property. Featuring a mud-tough country cat proudly displaying its latest contribution, this design is for anyone who's ever stepped outside and discovered a surprise waiting at the front door.
Not all gifts come wrapped.
Work Dirty. Play Dirty.
The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look. And extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated washings and still remain super comfortable:
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR),
Dirty Goose Co., LLC and
SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at
gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at
5900 Balcones Drive STE 100
Austin Tx 78731 or
Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
| XS |
27 |
16 ½ |
| S |
28 |
18 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
| |
LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
| XS |
68.6 |
42 |
| S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
| 3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
