Long nights. Bad decisions. Paperwork that never ends.
Whether you're working traffic enforcement, patrol, interdiction, or just trying to make it to the end of shift without another report, you've probably heard every excuse in the book. This design is a tongue-in-cheek tribute to the officers who spend their nights removing impaired drivers from the road and helping make their communities safer.
Professional. Dedicated. Slightly sarcastic.
Just another day at work.
DG Tactical - do the dirty reps.
The tri-blend fabric, thin and soft highest-quality feel, creates a vintage, fitted look, and extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated washings and still remain super comfortable:
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR),
Dirty Goose Co., LLC and
SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at
gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at
5900 Balcones Drive STE 100
Austin Tx 78731 or
Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
| XS |
27 |
16 ½ |
| S |
28 |
18 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
| |
LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
| XS |
68.6 |
42 |
| S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
| 3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
